“Okay, last week we were talking about Meryl Streep and the whole accent thing and Rachel said that she loved “Out of Africa” but she’d never read the book, remember?” -1.20
I don’t really have high hopes about this one. I just don’t think it’s going to be very good and nothing about it interests me. So…we’ll see.
Now some things to mention:
- Meryl Streep, I love you, but the Danish accent is boring and lame.
- Punishment for not being married? Really?
- I don’t really plan on having a wedding, but if I do, there should totally be bagpipes there. Maybe I could get Ross Gellar to play Celebration.
- I love that giant dog she has. Though with my luck with the movies I’ve been watching, the dog will probably die.
- That’s what happens when you get married, Karen, you can’t be with the attractive men.
- I like what she says about how when men are tested, they are tested for courage and when women are tested they are tested for patience.
- Aw, the little boys waiting for the cuckoo clock to go off is cute.
- Hell no, no one’s telling me to move into town for my own protection. I can protect myself, thank you very much.
- Stop hitting the cows, they’re going as fast as they can!
- WHAT?! She got syphilis?! What?! No one’s immune, friends. Wear condoms. And get tested every 6 months if changing partners, every year if monogamous. Just a little public service announcement from me to you.
- She didn’t get to take her dog with her back to Denmark? Lame.
- Ladies, when a man gives you syphilis, please do not go back to him. Thanks.
- Meryl Streep looks like a living Victorian painting in this movie.
- I feel like your husband moving out is a perfect reason to accept a gift from Robert Redford.
- Hairwashing is weird…
- “So let’s lie down and get on with it,” Great pick up line.
- Holy crap, they just shot a couple of lions. That was like a video game.
- Poor Barkley.
- Really? The baron comes back for money?
- I think that my version of love is very close with Robert Redford’s. You shouldn’t NEED someone.
Ok, so I may have stopped paying attention while watching this and started making a mix for an upcoming roadtrip. Sue me. It’s a crazy long movie.